Vote for me

"C62030" (c62030) 05/04/2016 at 22:24 • Filed to: None

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Hang on

What are we voting for

I didn’t prepare for this exam

As you can see I have more political experience than anyone currently running for actual president

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > C62030 05/04/2016 at 22:26

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In need of a running mate? I seem to hold the same values of improvising and procrastination as you.

Hot Takes Salesman > C62030 05/04/2016 at 22:27

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You need to prepare this shit brother. Campaign posters and everything. I'm ready to goddamn roll.

C62030 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/04/2016 at 22:29

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Hopefully we can fit a political entourage in the back of a Malibu.

They shall be cocooned in reasonably-priced comfort

C62030 > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:31

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All my campaign posters are drawn on Wendy’s napkins and I don’t own a scanner so until that Super PAC is up and running we’re as broke as a ‘70s Range Rover

Hot Takes Salesman > C62030 05/04/2016 at 22:34

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To be fair I can’t fucking disable spell check on keynote to make my campaign poster so I’m a bit fucked aesthetically

C62030 > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:36

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Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > C62030 05/04/2016 at 22:37

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Shouldn’t be an issue.

Our advisors should enjoy the optional two-tone leather and dual zone climate control, all the comforts of mid range luxury 2008 shall be at their fingertips!

C62030 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/04/2016 at 22:41

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*Cheering from GM marketing executives*